June 2010
10 posts
English Football - Call Now!!!!!!!
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We don't want your damn Communist World Cup!
So the US won a game at the World Cup, and the Liberals are real excited. The Liberals are using Brandon Donneley or whatever he’s called to try to kill our beautiful country and our American exceptionalism. They want us to take our place among the nations of the earth and live in peace and harmony, and soccer is their weapon of choice.
Well we’re not playing, Liberals. We hate...
This is how I feel today.
Jarvis Cocker - Running...
Breaking News: North Korea wins World Cup
Kim Jong Il has hailed North Koreas’ inevitable victory in the 2010 World Cup.
Inspired by the Dear Leader, the players of the Glorious People’s Republic won their group by beating all the other teams ten-nil. They then destroyed the USA (17-0), Brazil (12-0), Argentina (14-0), and then won the final with a 72-0 mauling of Spain. The Dear Leader himself was top scorer in the...
England V USA: thoughts on patriotism
England. Land of fun pubs and dole scum. Where eight year olds can hotwire a Cosworth. We gave the world Atomic Kitten and Greggs pasties. Black pudding and Jim “nick nick” Davidson. Argos, Top Shop, Sports Direct and Cash Converters. Tower blocks and damp semis. Jamie Oliver and Jeremy Clarkson. We elect Old Etonians and somehow cannot mislay a monarch. A realm of glamour and...
The story of the murder of pro-Palestinian...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oP1NMB_I0s
Flotilla: Yer little prick yer, I known you all my life… relax will ya, I’m breakin’ ya balls a little bit that’s all, I’m kiddin’ witcha… Israel: Sometimes ya don’ sound like ya kiddin’, there’s a lot o’ people around… Flotilla: Now go home and get ya fuckin’ commandos! ...
“Racist people, interestingly, are never as polite as smokers. Have you noticed...”
– Eddie Izzard (via justjasper) (via stfuracists)
orderfromchaos asked: Comrade, do you agree that one of the more ironic things about the more fringe American Libertarians is that they are preaching the very class struggle they supposedly hate commies for, only instead of trying to support the downtrodden proletariat, they're trying to support the downtrodden...banking class?
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May 2010
24 posts
“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without...”
– Oscar Wilde.
Primo Levi: Song Of Those Who Died In Vain
Sit down and bargain All you like, grizzled old foxes. We’ll wall you up in a splendid palace With food, wine, good beds and a good fire Provided that you discuss, negotiate For our and your children’s lives. May all the wisdom of the universe Converge to bless your minds And guide you in the maze. But outside in the cold we will be waiting for you, The army of those who died in vain, We of the...
themostdistantstar asked: Comrade! I am so very happy to have found your site.
I love it. I loved your libertarian post as well.
I, personally, hate Libertarians more than anything else out there in politics. I wrote a long blog about them a while back.
Keep up the good fight, and power to the people
I love it. I loved your libertarian post as well.
I, personally, hate Libertarians more than anything else out there in politics. I wrote a long blog about them a while back.
Keep up the good fight, and power to the people
The Great State(an)
After my last post, I’ve taken the time to look around a whole bunch of Libertarian blogs on this crazy interweb thingy. Here are my findings:
Libertarians are terribly fond of using 15 five-syllable words when a short, snappy little sentence will suffice. This usually indicates a desire to obscure one’s ideas in an intimidating fog of pretension. While complexity is often necessary...
“I never intended this to be a battle of wits with Glenn Beck. As you know, he...”
– Anthony Weiner takes on Beck’s cash-for-gold paymasters.
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201005190004?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
No pressure or anything...
Any chance of a recommendation from you lovely people?
http://www.tumblr.com/directory/recommend/politics/evilsocialist
stfuconservatives:
Here’s the thing: I totally get why someone would find it tasteless. But they aren’t getting preferential treatment - they own that land and have the proper zoning and stuff. Due process and property laws don’t fall under “preferential treatment”.
I think the gut instinct to say “it’s offensive” stems from the idea that 9/11 was Islam’s fault. Islam is not a perfect...
Thankyou!
Just want to say thanks to all of you for taking me over the 100 mark… thanks for reading my inane drivel and for making me feel like I’m not the only vaguely sane person in the world.
I haven’t posted much this week, as I’ve been handcuffed to BBC News 24 watching the formation of the Con Dem Nation back home. The only things that have cheered me up this week have been...
The GOP for Commodore 64
10 PRINT “Areyoupeopleoutofyourtinyfuckingminds!?!” 20 GO TO 10
What profit a country to gain the whole world when it can’t make a Twix that doesn’t taste like chalk?
“Until now we used to say that the Greeks fight like heroes. Now we shall say:...”
– Winston Churchill.
If Murdoch could make Sky News like Fox News...
Is Gordon Brown planning to put Gillian Duffy in a death camp?
David Cameron scored winning goal in 1966 World Cup Final
The Sam Cameron Show
Riots in Greece: Brown to blame?
BP Oil Spill: Brown to blame?
Rise of Hitler: Brown to blame?
The Black Death: Brown to blame?
Meet Nick Griffin, leader of the grass-roots movement of Real Britons that’s sweeping the nation!
The...
Vote Labour.
Britain goes to the polls tomorrow. All the parties offer magical solutions to save the country from recession.
Now, I don’t think anyone (at least not anyone who is sane) takes election promises seriously, from the left or from the right. Every party promises no more tax hikes, claiming it can magically reduce spending without reducing quality. Then they’re elected and holy crap, it...
New to twitter. Please be gentle.
10 right-wing slogans you'll never, ever hear
Get your damn Big Government hands off my ecological disaster.
Police, Fire Department, Air-Sea rescue teams = Socialism.
God Hates Corporate Special Interests.
Sea birds in oil are cute!
The oil spill is God’s punishment of Americans who catch and eat shrimp (Leviticus 11:9-12, Deuteronomy 14:9-10)
Remember Katrina - Wind Power more dangerous than oil!
Oil spills create new jobs in...
Obamacare part II America has the greatest...
stfuconservatives:
rencps:
Obama says almost gleefully that Americans pay $6,000 more per year on health care than people of other advanced nations for no better care. “We are the only advanced democracy on earth… that allows such hardships for millions of its people… We spend one and a half times more per person on health care than any other country, but we aren’t healthier for it.”
Contrary...
April 2010
25 posts
All White Americans Are Illegal Immigrants
IF the governor of Arizona is being truthful and that bill is not legalized racial profiling at all, then I have some questions:
What is legal about seizing huge swathes of an entire continent by force, then pushing the rightful inhabitants onto, “reservations” as though they are the immigrants and you are the rightful owners?
What is legal about people who came from other lands...
DC conspires against Doctor Who
It probably started when BBC America began screening the show. As we all know, US politicians have a real problem with that whole fact / fiction thing. Dick Cheney clearly believes that 24 is a documentary, Reagan took national security tips from Star Wars, and of course, the story of the little Jewish carpenter boy with the big ideas, the magic tricks and the go-getter attitude remains a firm...
If Stephen Hawking were proven right today...
An alien battle fleet hones into view. Clearly, they’re not pulling over for a happy meal. The people of the earth are in a state of panic, and they call upon their leaders to set aside their differences and act as one. President Obama addresses the entire world, promising to unite all nations in an effort to repel the invader. “Today, we are but one race- the human race”. He...
Conservative Slogans #6: Abstinence
Nothing obsesses the righties quite like jiggy-beast. Whenever a conservative preaches family values with a frankly suspicious zeal, we know how it’ll end; he’ll be found tool-in-hand with a noose around his neck, stockings on his short fat hairy legs and a tangerine rammed up his corn hole. It’s the way of the world; the sun comes up, the flowers blossom in spring, sport stars...
America
America is a continent. The people of that continent are Americans, just as the people of Africa are Africans and the people of Europe are Europeans.
In the United States, once a year, people get drunk to celebrate being Irish. On another day, people put on leather shorts and get drunk to celebrate being German. On other days, people celebrate being Polish, or Scottish, or Russian, or Estonian,...
stfuconservatives:
“Sarah Palin thinks Barack Obama is a wimp. She’s been going around to Tea Party rallies, invoking the spirit of revolutionary Boston and castigating Obama for failing to exalt American power and punish our adversaries. She seems blissfully unaware that the imperial arrogance she’s preaching isn’t how the American founders behaved. It’s how the British behaved, and why they...
Enemy At The Gates: Behind The Teahad
stfuconservatives:
“No, tea baggers believe stupid shit because they want to. It’s willful ignorance. They spin outrageous theories because they know that the naked truth about what they believe would make them look like giant bigots and big meanies. So, instead of saying, “I don’t want health care reform because I like a system where poor people are shut out because that means I don’t have to...
“I am indebted to the British welfare state; the very one that Mr. Cameron would...”
– J.K. Rowling Rips David Cameron - The Daily Beast (via greaterthanlapsed) (via amberlrhea)
I loathe the Potter books, or rather adults reading them (if you’re a grown up, read a grown up book… those wizard things are bigger than a Dostoevsky, so there’s no sodding excuse) but this...
Sarah Palin: Some Random Comments On Todays',...
You know how somebody who has just signed up to Twitter will bore you half to death by shoe-horning it into every conversation, no matter what the subject, and irritate the shit out of you by stopping mid-sentence to tweet some crap on their blackberry then tell you what fun Twitter is? That’s how Palin is with patriotism.
Boy, she loves oil. If Palin had her way, we’d be using...