- You know how somebody who has just signed up to Twitter will bore you half to death by shoe-horning it into every conversation, no matter what the subject, and irritate the shit out of you by stopping mid-sentence to tweet some crap on their blackberry then tell you what fun Twitter is? That’s how Palin is with patriotism.
- Boy, she loves oil. If Palin had her way, we’d be using crude oil as shampoo, pouring it on our cornflakes, drinking the stuff… “I’ll have a pitcher of crude and a large oil chaser!”. I fear she is quite mad.
- Christ, that voice is annoying. Does she overdose on helium before speaking? She’s like a fascist chipmunk. And when she loses her thread, her voice goes all weird and she sounds like that Cher single.
- Why does a waitress earn so little for serving food when Palin earns so much from serving horseshit?
- She’s against abortion, but clearly not the abortion of reason.
- Sarah thinks that redistributing wealth is, “stealing”. Honestly? I think Sarah Palin is the thief. She’s just stolen half an hour of my life for a start.
Evil Socialist
