Today is Saint George’s Day. Over sixty million United Statesians are of English ancestry, and the majority of the founding fathers were of English extraction. So when is the parade, people? Oh, you don’t give a toss. Well done. That’s very English. We don’t give a toss either. Saints Days are retarded. Parades are retarded. Nationalism is retarded. Dressing up in stupid costumes to indicate that it’s, “party time” is retarded. Getting drunk and pissing in your pants to express your ethnic pride is retarded. That’s why the only English people who celebrate St. George’s Day are white supremacists and people trying to annoy the welsh or the jocks. I’ll wave a flag when we win the World Cup again, and not before. 

Today is Saint George’s Day. Over sixty million United Statesians are of English ancestry, and the majority of the founding fathers were of English extraction. So when is the parade, people?

Oh, you don’t give a toss. Well done. That’s very English. We don’t give a toss either.

Saints Days are retarded. Parades are retarded. Nationalism is retarded. Dressing up in stupid costumes to indicate that it’s, “party time” is retarded. Getting drunk and pissing in your pants to express your ethnic pride is retarded. That’s why the only English people who celebrate St. George’s Day are white supremacists and people trying to annoy the welsh or the jocks.

I’ll wave a flag when we win the World Cup again, and not before. 

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