http://www.mediaite.com/print/revealed-plot-of-glenn-becks-new-book/ Glenn Beck has a new book! A political thriller about a patriot group led by a sexy right-wing couple not at all like Glenn and Sarah Palin! They save the country from terrorism and liberalism and the Socialist apocalypse!  Sweet Satan with the shits. This is what goes on inside Beck’s head… The Turner Diaries meets Nailin’ Palin. Glenn dear, I know she’s a married woman and all, but you could try telling her how you feel… go on, open your heart. Do it now, before it’s too late. After all, the country won’t survive another five years, right? Carpe diem, and all that. Please do us all a favour; elope with the mad bint, forget the Book of Revelations wank fantasies and spend the rest of your days treating your tiny Mormon Man-Meat to some, “hot”, Pentacostal Punnani. You’ll be happier. We’ll be happier. Who knows, maybe even Sarah will be happier. You know you can’t go on like this… your right arm just can’t take it anymore.     

http://www.mediaite.com/print/revealed-plot-of-glenn-becks-new-book/

Glenn Beck has a new book! A political thriller about a patriot group led by a sexy right-wing couple not at all like Glenn and Sarah Palin! They save the country from terrorism and liberalism and the Socialist apocalypse! 

Sweet Satan with the shits.

This is what goes on inside Beck’s head… The Turner Diaries meets Nailin’ Palin. Glenn dear, I know she’s a married woman and all, but you could try telling her how you feel… go on, open your heart. Do it now, before it’s too late. After all, the country won’t survive another five years, right? Carpe diem, and all that.

Please do us all a favour; elope with the mad bint, forget the Book of Revelations wank fantasies and spend the rest of your days treating your tiny Mormon Man-Meat to some, “hot”, Pentacostal Punnani. You’ll be happier. We’ll be happier. Who knows, maybe even Sarah will be happier. You know you can’t go on like this… your right arm just can’t take it anymore.     

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