10 right-wing slogans you’ll never, ever hear

  1. Get your damn Big Government hands off my ecological disaster.
  2. Police, Fire Department, Air-Sea rescue teams = Socialism.
  3. God Hates Corporate Special Interests.
  4. Sea birds in oil are cute!
  5. The oil spill is God’s punishment of Americans who catch and eat shrimp (Leviticus 11:9-12, Deuteronomy 14:9-10)
  6. Remember Katrina - Wind Power more dangerous than oil!
  7. Oil spills create new jobs in clean-up operations!
  8. At least the CEO of BP can produce a US birth certificate. 
  9. Okay, we wanted off-shore drilling, so I guess it’s our fault.
  10. It’s all an environmentalist plot (oh no wait, we have heard that one…)  

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