Kim Jong Il has hailed North Koreas’ inevitable victory in the 2010 World Cup.
Inspired by the Dear Leader, the players of the Glorious People’s Republic won their group by beating all the other teams ten-nil. They then destroyed the USA (17-0), Brazil (12-0), Argentina (14-0), and then won the final with a 72-0 mauling of Spain. The Dear Leader himself was top scorer in the tournament with 58 goals.
The World Cup trophy will be presented to the North Korean people when the team return home on the 26th June… if the party can find enough gold to melt down to make a copy of it.
